- Raw Dog Food Recipe

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

It is a dog day today (that is a good thing). We have been testing and tasting Me's abundant recipe of our new diet and I, Elias, am in heaven. I have licked bowl upon bowl, I have slurped up overflow from the floor, I have eaten fresh chicken with the bone in. If I were to die tonight, I would die a most satisfied dog with only good to say about my Person.

Me has been driven to this raw diet extreme due to the Gute's incessant and nonstop itching. He has scratched his belly bare again. In the past she felt the apple cider vinegar in his diet was keeping the itching to a minimum, but for some reason that's not working anymore. It was especially bad after we came back from the elder's woods and Guthrie was red all over his underside.

Me has decided to come with both barrels at the allergens that afflict my slender brother and this is a victory for dogs everywhere for we are going raw like our forefathers and our cousins the mighty wolf. We are not going to be allowed to catch it (drat!) but it's the next best thing to freshly killt.

Here is her favorite recipe from all of her online searching, which took the whole entire day. So far we love it mightily.

Raw Dog Food
The pup dog's morning meal will be a vegetable-meat mix and the evening meal is meaty bone such as chicken necks and the like. This recipe is based on foodstuffs for 50 pounders, such as we. Just adjust the size of the portions you freeze if you are a heftier (or lightweight) dog.

1. Veggie Meat Mix
1 lb. beef, pork, bison, turkey, chicken, or what have you (only one type per recipe)
2 cups ground vegetables including roots and above-ground growers (NO onions or mushrooms)
2-4 oz. chicken gizzard, heart, liver ground OR liver and heart of the base meat for the mix
1/2 cup raw apple cider vinegar
2-3 garlic cloves
1 tablespoon kelp powder
1/2 cup yogurt
3 eggs and shells
parsley

Grind meat and organs. Grind vegetables, garlic, and whole eggs in a blender with apple cider vinegar (measure vegetables after grinding, not before, so make it a generous 2 cups). Stir into ground meat with kelp, yogurt and parsley (for breath).

Use a canning funnel to scoop 5 oz of vegetable meaty goodness into muffin tins oiled with extra virgin olive oil. Freeze in the muffin tin. Each 5-ouncer is breakfast for one 50 pound dog. We made a triple recipe (because we had already ground that much meat) and it made 26 servings - two weeks of eating for us two pups.

Serve a breakfast muffin with two nice fish oil capsules and one vitamin E capsule for good measure.

2. Din Din
For supper, give your pup chicken or turkey necks, backs, wings or carcasses - only RAW or the bones will be the end of him. For slacker indoor dogs like us, the breakfast muffin should be 20-40 percent of the day's food (we go with 30%) and the meaty bone dinner should be 60-80% (we go with 70%) - you can vary it based on what you have available. So, for us, we need about 11 ounces of meaty bone. Sometimes it's a beef bone with a huge surround of meat on it, but routinely it's necks of birds because the bones are small and fun to chew and nutritious. And, our girl Me can get unlimited chicken necks for 59 cents a pound from the grocery store butcher. That makes our meal cheaper than the nice quality dog kibble she had been feeding us.

Tonight we had wings.

Once a week she promises us we can have fish - with heads and bones and everything. That is going to be a real joy. She is thinking she should put the elderman to work to provide that part of the meal for us.

Notes from Elias: To figure out your pup's proportions - feed him 2% of his body weight each day. Since we are 50 pounds, 2% is 1 pound - so we get 5 oz of vegetable-meat mix in the morning and 11 oz of chicken necks at night.

Notes from Guthrie: As much as Eli doesn't like it, one day a week on this diet a pup should fast. I feel it cleans out my insides nicely and I like have a shapely hound physique. Eli is more into bulking up. Speaking of cleaning out insides, because this is food with good enzymes and natural moisture, it's not going to swell up in our bellies before we can digest it like kibble does - so we will digest it in about four hours instead of 12. We like that efficiency.

People online who have done this diet rave about the good health and fur of their pups and the absence of allergies. We'll let you know how we fare on it. I, the Gute, am hoping to be less itchy, that's all.

- Spa Gifts from the Kitchen

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We dogs are nearly delirious with the scents that abound just now. Our girl Me is mixing up bath and spa concoctions that are so fragrant as to make a dog slip into near delirium. Here are some of the recipes for your own good pleasure. And if you get one of these in the mail, don't tell Me we had foretold the gift.

Love and Adoration,
The Hounds Who Cook

Cooling Foot Gel
(nice for hands too!)

2 tablespoons pure aloe vera gel (no additives)
1/2 tablespoon peppermint extract (or peppermint oil)

Mix well and place into a decorative jar for giving. Rub into feet before putting on socks. Ahh. Smooth the rest onto your hands. Mmm. Healing tingly goodness.

Luscious-for-Your-Skin Milkbath
1/2 cup powdered milk
1/2 cup powdered buttermilk
2 teaspoons dried egg white
1 tablespoon baking soda
1 cup oatmeal
2 tablespoons lavender buds (or other fragrant herb)

Grind oatmeal and lavender buds in blender into fine flour. Mix together with remaining ingredients. Place in decorative jar for giving. Use 1/2 cup per bath.

Soothe-Your-Aching-Muscles Bath Salts
2 cups sea salt
2 cups baking soda
2 cups Epsom salt
1 tablespoon carrier oil (such as almond, sunflower, jojoba, or vitamin E)
1 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoons almond extract
10 drops bergamot essential oil
5 drops ylang ylang essential oil

Mix salts and soda in a large container. In a small container, such as an old yogurt cup, pour carrier oil and mix in extracts and essential oils. Drizzle mixture over salt mixture. Stir well. Scoop into decorative containers for giving. Add 1 cup salts to water as bath is running - use water as hot as is tolerable. Soak for 20 minutes. The salt and heat will help draw lactic acid from muscles, which causes aching. Drink a tall glass of water after the bath to help muscles continue to purge lactic acid.

- Sweet Potato Pecan Bread

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We have just been barked away from the plenteous bags of groceries brought into the home. (Yes, sometimes she barks, the girl Me.) So we are comforting ourselves at the computer, writing about food instead of tearing open bags of green beans. (I only took one as a taste. - Eli)

This is a great and yummy bread we made today and took over to the elders. It's moist and flavorful with minuscule fat and big healthy sweet potatoes involved. And it uses Me's favorite obscure spice, mace. Here it is, scavanged from about.com's southern food section with hound amendments.

Sweet Potato Pecan Bread

1-1/2 cups white whole wheat flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon mace
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 cup sugar
stevia equivalent for another 1/2 cup sugar
1 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup chopped dates
2 eggs
1/2 cup applesauce (we made our own)
4 tablespoons evaporated milk (or regular)
1 cup mashed sweet potatoes (we used them from the can)

Grease a bread pan. Stir together flour, baking powder, salt, and spices. Add sugar, stevia, pecans, and raisins or dates. In a separate bowl combine egges, applesauce, milk and sweet potatoes. Stir to blend. Mix into dry ingredients just until moistened. Pour into greased pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 70 minutes, until toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool 15 minutes on wire rack, remove from pan, and finish cooling on rack.

Slice it up and slather with butter without feeling bad since it's nearly fat free to start with.

- African Ginger Beer - a cold and flu comfort drink

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We are incensed with Me who just ate two whole pieces of pizza in front of us, forgetting to share the crusts. Sometimes she will share the crusts. The Gute groaned before her final bite and she didn't even hear him. Can you imagine - us salivating over the fragrant aroma, drool dribbling onto Me's knee, and she flat ignores our need. Hounds believe they are always on the brink of starvation, and we are.

Well, it was a hard moment, but since dogs live in the moment, we are over it now and telling you of a new beverage you are likely to love.

Me has had this recipe since college when she checked out from the library an African Cooking recipe book. It is not only delicious, but wonderful when you are fighting a cold or flu too. In that case, mix the syrup into hot water to soothe the throat, instead of ice water. In the usual case, though, you can serve it as a luscious party drink where you sugar the rims of glasses and pour in 2 tablespoons syrup and 4-6 ounces of ice water (or seltzer water for extra fizz). It's a highly refreshing beverage. Nice served after a meal because the ginger settles the stomach and takes away the feeling of fullness.

African Ginger Beer
Me's independent rating: 3 of 3

1 cup of freshly squeezed lemon juice (we use lime)
3/4 cup sugar (we use honey)
3 tablespoons fresh ginger - peeled and minced (or grated to pack a bigger punch)
lemon zest (we use lime)

Use a stainless steel or enamel saucepan (not aluminum - it reacts with the citrus) and combine the ingredients and bring to a boil, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Reduce heat and simmer 10 minutes. Cool to lukewarm. Strain syrup through a sieve if desired. (We leave the ginger in as our Me likes the extra bite.) Add syrup to water or seltzer water to desired strength.

Eli's Notes: As aforementioned, we dogs use lime in everything. Hardly bother to buy a lemon once a year. We find the lime to have a more complex and interesting flavor.

Guthrie's Notes: I would still like a little crust of pizza...

- Scientific Chicken Soup

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We found all sorts of research about the effectiveness of chicken noodle soup for the ailing. This is from scientists who know.

Researchers at the University of Nebraska found that homemade chicken soup really does make you feel better when you're sick. It reduces congestion and inflammation by limiting the movement of white blood cells that produce infection-related mucus.

UCSF researchers found that our cravings for comfort food may be our body’s attempt to put a brake on chronic stress. Comfort foods are usually high-energy foods (with sugar and/or fat) like chicken soup, chocolate chip cookies, cheeseburgers or ice cream. Energy-filled foods help us “stay in the game”. In an animal study, the researchers found that “glucocorticoids would both prompt vigilance to threats and send a signal to the brain of a chronically stressed animal to seek high-energy food. If it were successful in finding such food, stress and its attendant feelings would be terminated.”

Research published in the journal Chest (2000) proved in the laboratory that chicken soup has anti-inflammatory properties that help clear the upper respiratory tract, but it’s unclear exactly which of the ingredients are directly responsible. It seems cooking them up together combined to “achieve their beneficial effects”. The researchers used a homemade recipe they dubbed “Grandma’s soup”. They even published the recipe as part of the “Methods” section.

Here it is with our hound print on it:

Scientific Chicken Soup
Me's Independent Rating: 3 of 3

5-6 lb stewing hen or baking chicken
1 package of chicken wings
3 large onions
1 large sweet potato
3 parsnips (we've never had these on hand to try it, but our elder man would like it that way)
2 turnips (same as above, we're not turnip kind of hounds)
11 to 12 large carrots
5 to 6 celery stalks (with leaves)
1 bunch of parsley
salt and pepper to taste.

Rinse off the chicken and cover it with water in a pot. Bring to a boil. Add the chicken wings, onions, sweet potato, parsnips, turnips, and carrots. Boil 30-45 minutes. Remove the chicken and reserve for another purpose. Add the parsley and celery. Cook 30 minutes.

Serve like this - with colorful chunks of vegetables in golden broth, speckled with parsley. Or, for the sick and ailing, just serve the broth. Or, do as the scientists recommend, puree the broth and vegetables at this point and salt and pepper to taste.

Freeze some for the day of the unexpected scratchy throat.

Elias' Notes: We freeze it in pint canning jars with an inch of space at the top - put it in the freezer without a cover. Then when it's frozen, put a cover on tightly. That allows the liquid to expand as it freezes. Thaw in the fridge a day ahead, or simmer the jar in a pan of water to thaw it out.

Guthrie's Notes: We accidentally used turkey meat from the freezer, thinking it was chicken. It worked out fine. (We used up the chicken from whence came the broth when we made fajitas mentioned a few blogs back.)

- Chicken Fajitas Enchiladas

Dear Friends of Hounds Who Cook,

Here is the recipe of the delicious dinner that we cooked up for sister Linda's 49th birthday this week. She still looks 40 to us. We saw the great amount of work this could be so we cooked the chicken the day before. Worked very well that way and the preparations went quickly.

Chicken Enchiladas
Me's independent rating: 2 of 3 (it has potential, I'd try it again with some changes for my taste, though the family loved this creamy version).

1 chicken boiled up in water
1 package of taco seasoning mix
4 oz sliced black olives
7 oz green chiles
1/2 small onion, chopped up
1 cup sour cream
20 6-inch flour tortillas
grated cheddar
arrow root (for thickening)
15 oz tomato sauce
7 oz picante sauce, or salsa
onion powder
garlic powder

Cook up the chicken the day ahead by rinsing it off and covering with water in a stock pot. Bring to boiling and cook 30 minutes. Remove from heat and cool. Reserve the broth in jars in the fridge. Remove chicken from the bone and return bone, skin and cartilage pieces to the pan. Cover with water and bring to a boil and simmer 30 minutes more. Reserve broth in bottles and discard bones and etc.

Shred or chop chicken and reserve about 3 cups for this recipe and set remainer aside for another use (like our Scientific Chicken Soup). Mix with taco mix, black olives, green chiles, and chopped onion. Add a little chicken broth to moisten mixture. Stir in 1/2 cup sour cream, reserving the rest for topping.

Spoon filling onto tortillas, adding grated cheese before rolling up, if desired. Place in 9x13 pan.

Heat 3 cups chicken broth in large frying pan. Thicken with arrowroot. Add tomato sauce and picante sauce. Season with onion powder and garlic powder. Pour over enchiladas in the pan, covering well. Cover with grated cheddar cheese.

Bake at 325 for 45 minutes, uncovered.

Mix 1/2 cup sour cream and 1/2 cup water together. Pour over enchiladas. Turn off oven and return pan to oven for 10 minutes to warm.

Eli's Notes: Well, the family loved this recipe, but we would health it up a bit - leaving out the sour cream and serving it, or plain yogurt, as a side for the dish. We also would eliminate green chiles because Me doesn't like them. We also think there's no harm in chopping up some more fresh onion and garlic for the sauce - and starting the sauce first to give it time for flavors to permeate before using.

Guthrie's Notes: All of this and we still had broth - and meat - leftover for chicken soup. That's the recipe to try. It's the best of all possible chicken soups. We call it scientific because they used it in a study that did indeed assure that chicken soup helps sick people heal faster.

- When dogs swallow glass...

Dear Friends of Hounds Who Cook,

We dogs made an extraordinary meal that pleased the palates of our relations, so we're writing it out in the next blog for you. Our girl Me would have made changes - and did in the second batch, which is outlined in Elias' notes. This all happened on the day that Eli ate the candy thermometer. I the Gute know better than to eat Glass, but Elias could not resist the candy coating stuck to the outside. He crunched it up and swallowed a little and then thought better of it, or that's when Me came in from shoveling, I'm not sure. She was so taken aback that Elias did not even get punished, as he is supposed to for stealing from the counter. She just gasped and picked up the little pieces from the carpet and the kitchen floor and gasped again. So we each got a can of pumpkin to eat and then had to throw it all up. The pumpkin was to make a funny gelatinousness in our bellies to coat our throats so the glass would not cut us on the way back up. We don't know if it worked. She is Observing us for a day or so more to see. I, for one, did not eat any glass, but she doesn't know that. The problem with Eli is that he is all alpha dog where he thinks and knows that our pack world revolves around him. Which means he doesn't always learn. He just thinks he can do what he wants. I hope she doesn't leave another thermometer out...I don't like throwing up.

Love for now from the Gute.

- Making Vanilla Extract

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

Today we have been on a culinary mission to make vanilla extract. First we ordered a pound of vanilla beans online for about $20. And so far we've used half of them and made four pints of vanilla, so it turns out to be an excellent gift idea for blessing your epicurean friends. The problem is you would have had to start it in November to have it ready in time for Christmas. No matter. We are giving ours as gifts with the "ready date" clearly marked.

In addition to buying the vanilla beans (they say grade B is best for extract - it's most flavorful) we also purchased a liter of vodka. This was not to get us through the tedious bean splitting process, it's actually the liquid into which the beans infuse. And we don't know anything about vodka, being dogs, so we got a mid-priced brand.

We are assured online that once you have made your own vanilla you won't want to use even the most exotic commercial brand again. We are hoping it is true and we are giddy with delight to share our process because the vanilla fragrance has filled our senses and we can't think of anything else for probably a whole day.

Making Vanilla Extract
Me's Independent Rating: not yet rated

1/2 pound vanilla beans, Grade B
1 liter vodka

With a sharp knife, slit the vanilla beans lengthwise. With a table knife, gently scrape out the beans inside. We used 2 ounces of beans per cup of vodka, which will make very strong ultra-awesome fragrant and scintillating vanilla for cooking. The online recipes call for at least one ounce per cup. Commercial recipes use about 3/4 ounce. So what you are buying there is vanilla flavored liquor, we're thinking.

Use dark glass bottles or jars to keep the light out of the concoction, and sterilize the bottles and caps before using.

Cut scraped beans into lengths about 1/3 to 1/2 the height of the bottle. Put both the seeds and the scraped bean pieces into the jars. Fill with vodka. Cap tightly and shake.

This week shake the bottles once a day. Week 2 through 4, shake the bottles a few times a week. Week 5 you have vanilla extract to use and enjoy in baked goods. (If you use this in uncooked food, like frosting, you will taste the alcohol - commercial brands use additives to cut the alcohol flavor.)

Since the vanilla is unfiltered, it may add specks to your baked good. Yum. For more specks, shake the bottle before measuring. For no specks, filter the vanilla.

Filtered Vanilla
Filtering is not necessary, but if you don't want specks in your delicacies or want to make double use of the beans, you can filter the vanilla. Word on the web is that after six months the flavor is extracted from the beans and leaving them in the bottle won't enhance flavor any more. So we think that's a good time to filter it.

To filter, pour vanilla through a coffee-filter-lined funnel into another sterilized bottle. Use the filtered pieces to make vanilla sugar.

Vanilla Sugar
Let vanilla pieces filtered from the extract dry several days. Then transfer to a clean jar. Cover with sugar. Set aside for a few days. Shake to break up any lumps. Use in place of sugar in any recipe, especially sprinkling on baked goods.

Tips from Elias: Even after you remove the beans, word is that the vanilla continues to improve with age. Keep it in a dark cupboard and stored in dark glass (or a paper bag if necessary) while it's steeping / infusing / extracting.

Tips from Guthrie: You can also use the vanilla pieces in our delicious recipe for Lavender Sugar. Check that out.

- Pecan Pie Ultimatum

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

Our girl Me has been bent on finding a pecan pie recipe that does not use the evil, health-jeopardizing corn syrup. Her elder woman told her she could use maple syrup instead but it would make a softer pie. Me had the crust made a week in advance, chilling in the fridge, before she could find the time to assemble what was to be the year's finest pie.

She came across the recipe on our second-favorite website: Cook's Illustrative (no, third, ours is our favorite site, epicurious.com is next, and then cooksillustrated.com, of which we are proud members).

Here it is with our special hound amendments - pie to nearly make you die:

Pecan Pie

Crust
1 cup + 2 tablespoons whole wheat flour (or all purpose flour)
2 tablespoons powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 cup unsalted butter
2 tablespoons shortening (or butter)
1 egg, separated

Filling
4 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon sea salt
3 eggs
1 cup maple syrup
1-1/2 cups pecans

Make the tender flaky crust:
Mix flour, sugar, and salt in food processor. Drop in chunks of butter and shortening and pulse til butter is evenly distributed and pea-sized. Transfer flour mixture to mixing bowl.

Add iced water to egg white to make 1/4 cup liquid. Sprinkle over dry ingredients and toss with a folding motion to distribute. Shape into a ball, wrap tightly in plastic, and refrigerate one hour or several days.

Leave dough at room temperature 15 minutes and roll out to fit 9-inch pie pan. Transfer to pie pan and press dough to sides and corners, fluting the top edge. Chill one hour.

Preheat oven to 400F. Prick pie shell all over and line with aluminum foil. Prick foil too. Return shell to chill while oven preheats. Bake 15 minutes. Remove foil and bake 10 more minutes. Remove from oven and brush bottom and sides (including fluting) with egg yolk and a few drops of water. Bake one more minute and set aside.

Fashioning the Filling

Toast pecans in 250F oven for 10 minutes. Chop in pieces and set aside.

Melt butter in a double boiler. Stir in sugar and salt. Beat in eggs and maple syrup. Stir until mixture reaches 130 degrees. Remove from heat. Stir in pecans and pour into still-warm crust.

Bake at 275F for 50-60 minutes. Cool pie on a rack (to prevent a soggy bottom crust). Let cool at least 4 hours before serving.

Tips from Elias: We don't know why you have to chop up the nuts. We think you could chop some and leave some whole for the aesthetic presentation.

Tips from Guthrie: We regret to inform you that there is no picture of this pie. It was by far the best pie we have made all year. We had some for Thanksgiving and sent some home with the elders too. They thought it was the best pie of all time, but the elder man is worried about how much it costs to make when you use Real Maple Syrup. Me said, that's why we only make it once in awhile.

- Cardamom Biscotti (Swedish Toast)

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

These people of the north love their Scandinavian heritage. You can buy lefse in any grocery store here and lingonberries too. (Lefse is like tortillas made from mashed potatoes instead of corn and often used for sweets - like slathered in butter and lingonberry jelly.)

We recently came upon a fine recipe of Scandahoovian origin called "Swedish Toast" but really it is like cardamom biscotti. We love it and it lasts and lasts - just like biscotti. Dunk some of this in your coffee on a cold snowy weekend!

(Note, the elders didn't like it as much, due to their teeth. That's why it's good for dunking.)

This recipe hails from our Me's friend Karla Gregg in Minneapolis.

Swedish Toast (Cardamom Biscotti)

1 cup unsalted butter
2 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 cup sour cream
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3-1/2 cups flour
1 cup almonds, blanched
1 tablespoon ground cardamom
grated rind of one lemon

Toast the blanched almonds on a baking sheet in a 300F oven for 8-10 minutes. Remove from oven and chop fine in a food processor.

Increase oven temperature to 350F.

Cream butter and sugar together until light. Add eggs and sour cream.

Sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. Add almonds, cardamom and lemon rind. Stir all into the butter mixture.

Grease a 9x13 pan and spread batter into pan. Bake 40-45 minutes at 350F. Remove from the oven and turn temperature down to 250F.

Cool the pan 10 minutes and remove the bread from the pan. Cut into 3 strips and cut each strip into diagonal pieces 1/2-inch thick. Transfer toast to cookie sheets, cut side down. Toast for 30 minutes at 250F. Turn each toast to other cut side and toast 30 minutes more until light golden and slightly dry.

Serve with coffee or tea.

- Carrot Cake and Cream Cheese Frosting

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

Once there's a nip in the air you can't keep our girl Me away from Epicurious.com or her own recipe stash or the kitchen at all. It's hard for a dog to find a secret time to blog when she is so culinarily obsessed. You know it's because of the holidays. We hounds believe that every week should be treated as a holiday food-wise, but people have their peculiar ways. Me is of a mind to make pies, so no doubt we will serve as testers and (b)log our favorites here in days to come. But today we are using carrots that were on sale with a coupon for only 88 cents to make Me's fabulous and famous, original carrot cake. This is so fabulous that the elder sister Rebecca had Me make it for her wedding cake. That's how fabulous.

Auntie Sue's Own (Fabulous) Carrot Cake
(Susan Brill 1979)

Cake
2 cups sugar
2 cups flour
2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon cinnamon
½ teaspoon mace
1 teaspoon nutmeg*
¼ cup vegetable oil
¾ cup applesauce
4 eggs
3 ½ cups grated carrots
½ cup chopped nuts (walnuts or pecans)

*(Freshly ground or bust.)

Grease and flour two 9-inch cake pans OR a 13x9 pan.

Sift together four, soda, salt, cinnamon, mace, nutmeg. Set aside.

In separate bowl, beat applesauce, oil and eggs together well. Stir in grated carrot and nuts. Stir in flour mixture until blended, but do not over mix. Pour into prepared pan(s). Bake at 350F about one hour, until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool completely and frost with Cream Cheese Frosting.


Aunt Sue's Own (Marvelous) Cream Cheese Frosting
(Susan Brill ~1979)

½ cup butter (softened)
8 oz. cream cheese (softened)
1 lb. powdered sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
2 teaspoons vanilla extract


Blend butter with cream cheese until smooth. Sift in powdered sugar and cinnamon in increments. Blend just until sugar is incorporated each time. Stir in vanilla extract.

Frost cake when it has cooled completely.

(Excellent frosting for Carrot Cake or Zucchini bars.)

Tips from Guthrie: In the years since the advent of Stevia, we make this cake with 1 cup sugar and Stevia equivalent for another cup of sugar. Perfect. There's a great deal of sugar in the frosting so cutting back in the cake is no sacrifice. We like the specks of cinnamon in the frosting, but the pure snowy frosting without it is a beautiful sight too.

Tips from Eli: Lick the frosting bowl clean.

- Lavender Cinnamon Buns

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We got up this morning with everything right in the world. It was not bitter cold, it was not 100% cloudy, our girl let us sleep on the bed last night. It was a rise and shine kind of day. So, of course, we immediately made sweet rolls. These are the most peculiar rolls as they use no yeast and do not require a morning of rising and punching down and rising again. It's like biscuit batter rolled up with cinnamony goodness, doused with maple syrup and baked into wonderousness. This is me, Eli, writing. Guthrie wouldn't be nearly as descriptive. We can hardly fathom the deliciousness that will be coming out of the oven in just moments. Here's the recipe meanwhile and we'll add our tips after we sink our canines into this ideal breakfast. (Also luscious without the lavender, but if you have some, don't you think you should try it that way?) This is adapted from HappyValleyLavender.com

Lavender Cinnamon Buns

1/2 cup soft butter
2 tablespoons sugar
3 cups flour (we used bread flour)
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 egg
1 teaspoon lime juice (or lemon)
1 cup of milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 tablespoons culinary lavender buds
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 tablespoons cinnamon (don't skimp! it's so healthful and tastes wonderful)
2-4 tablespoons (real) maple syrup

Preheat oven to 350°. Blend 1/4 cup of the butter, reserving the rest, and 2 tablespoons sugar in a medium bowl. Then add in flour and baking powder until mixture is fine and crumbly.

Whisk egg, milk, lemon juice and vanilla in a small bowl. Make a well in the flour mixture and, using a fork or spatula and brief strokes, mix just until you have a stiff dough. Don't overdo. Prepare a floured surface and roll dough into a rectangle, about 1/2 inch thick.

In a small bowl, toss together 2 tablespoons lavender buds, 1/2 cup brown sugar, and 2 tablespoons cinnamon.

Slather rolled out dough with the remaining 1/4 cup butter. Sprinkle brown sugar mixture over butter evenly. Roll up the wide edge of the dough tightly and seal with a little milk. (We added a splash of milk to the dribbles already in the milk measuring cup and brushed that on like a little glue between the roll and the last edge of dough.)

Cut the roll into 12 slices about 2 inches thick. Place in a greased baking pan. Drizzle with maple syrup.

Bake at 350F for 20-25 minutes or so. Don't overdo here either. You want them soft and moist!

Tips from Elias: We overdid. They still looked so white on top - these rolls don't brown like yeast bread does. So we overleft them in the oven. They are still tasty and soft, but we see the syrupy goodness is a little - well - dark and depleted. To rectify, we served them up in small bowls and drizzled with more syrup. Utterly delicious. We might like them as well as traditional sweetie rolls. To bit into fragrant lavender is a delectability of heaven. Maybe you should save them for Sunday morning.

Tips from Guthrie: Since it was a new recipe we didn't try putting nuts in. We didn't know how the other-textured dough would take to lumpy nutmeats within the roll. Now that we are experienced, we know it would have been good to mix 1/2 cup of walnut pieces in with the brown sugar filling. Do it if you like nuts. I am fine without as I am allergic to walnuts (pine trees, certain bugs, ragweed and 30 other common allergens. It's why I have a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar with each meal.)

Spicy Barbecued Turkey Meatballs

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

You can't blame us dogs for having a little time away from blogging. We've been having big adventures. Most recently Belly the cat was locked out of the home when our girl Me went out of town and we heard a cat fight but we were trapped in the basement and were not able to participate. Or help Beller. He is recovering fine but came home with a number of cat piercings and one swollen up forearm - or leg. Now you can imagine the special care and attention he's getting from our person Me. It's just exasperating. She won't let us dogs have the least bit of fun with the cat anymore. Very overprotective.

Tonight she fell asleep and we dogs snuck out of the room to see what might have been left on the kitchen counter for snacks. Nothing. Wiped clean. Even Belly came out prowling with us. So we decided to whip up some of those little tasty saucey appetizer meatballs. This is Me's own creation of a recipe which uses ground turkey but we went ahead and used up a pound of ground bison on it. Mmm.

Spicy Barbecued Turkey Meatballs
(Susan Brill 1996)

Meatballs
1 lb. ground turkey (or hamburger)
¾ cup rolled oats
2 eggs
1 cup finely chopped onion
1½ teaspoon minced garlic
¼ cup minced fresh parsley
(or 1 tablespoon dried)
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1½ teaspoon vegetable (or beef) bouillon
½ teaspoon pepper

Mix meatball ingredients well. Shape into 1-inch balls and place on greased baking sheet. Bake at 350F degrees for 25 minutes until cooked through.

Tasty Sauce
8 oz tomato sauce
3 tablespoons honey
3 tablespoons spicy mustard
1 ¼ teaspoon chili powder
½ teaspoon Tabasco sauce

Simmer sauce ingredients over medium heat until hot. Transfer meatballs to serving bowl. Pour sauce over, toss gently, and serve.

Tips from Elias: Make a double recipe as they are so good two hounds can eat them all and leave none for the cat or the girl.

Tips from Guthrie: The cat doesn't eat bison, so he wasn't going to eat them anyhow. Just smell them. Make sure you don't overcook the bison...it's so lean it gets dry when cooked through. Leave a smidge of pink in the middle and cover after removing from the oven and it will cook a little more as it sits.

- Apple Upsidedown Tart

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We have so many apples fragrancing up the house, as we have mentioned, that we have been google-hounds searching out the best of all possible things to do with Apples. Here's one. We found it and we knew right away it was a good one. Our elder woman liked it so much, she didn't want to have supper, just dessert. (And then when she had finally tasted it, she liked it too.)

This is French is called Tarte Tatin, but we are not poodles, so we call it Apple Upsidedown Tarte. It's okay to add the last e, for "tarte" like "party". This is adapted from epicurious.com - what isn't?

Apple Upsidedown Tart (Tarte Tatin)
Me's Independent Rating: 3 of 3, resounding

Pastry
1-1/2 cups flour (we used whole wheat)
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cups unsalted butter, chilled
6 tablespoons plain yogurt (the French use sour cream)

Filling
1/2 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
1-1/2 cups sugar
5 pounds of apples, peeled, cored, quartered (we six-ed them)

1 egg, beaten, for glaze

Mix the flour, sugar, and salt together. Cut in 3/4 cup chilled butter until butter is pea-sized chunks. Add yogurt and beat until dough clings together - 1 minute. Cover dough and refrigerate until cold - 2 hours, or a day ahead.

Set dough at room temperature to soften slightly before rolling out.

Meanwhile, spread butter over the bottom of a cast iron skillet. Set aside 2 tablespoons sugar and sprinkle the remaining sugar over the butter. Place skillet over medium-low heat and cook until butter melts and bubbles and sugar begins to dissolve. Remove from heat and arrange apples on their sides around the edge of the skillet, fitting as many as possible. Add another circle of apples in the center. Sprinkle with 2 tablespoons of sugar.

Place skillet over medium-high heat and boil until thick, brown caramel forms, repositioning the skillet frequently for even cooking. Add additional apples as space permits. Remove from heat.

Heat oven to 425F.

Roll out pastry to a 12-inch round and place over apples. Cut 4 slits in the crust. Press pastry down around apples at the edge of the skillet. Brush the crust with the egg for glaze.

Bake until pastry is deep golden brown - about 20 minutes. Cool 1 minute, and cut around the edge of the pan to loosen pastry.

Place platter over skillet and, holding both with oven mitts, flip them to invert the tart onto the plate. Carefully lift off skillet. Rearrange any apples that were dislodged. Cool tart 30 minutes. Cut into wedges and serve with ice cream or whipping cream.

Tips from Guthrie: This is so easy a cat could do it - and such dramatic presentation it's perfectly suited to hounds. We made one recipe but split it between two pans - one 9-inch cast iron skillet and one cast-iron, 7-muffin pan. (And still there was pastry dough left over.) We Loved the outcome of the little minis, since we had several soup drops to make and wanted everyone to have a little sweet without having to divvy up the larger tart(e).

Tips from Elias: While we were running in the woods, we heard the elders in the house cooing over this Apple Upsidedown Tart(e). Guthrie was beside himself at the time baying at the woodchuck in the woodpile. I was running circles around the house in glee and the people we love were eating up the apple tart(e). I'm assuming there's still some left at home for us dogs.

Chicken Soup for Giving

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We've had a marvelous day. We cooked a chicken all morning, making the house smell just as hounds would like it to. We made soup from the chicken and ladled it into bottles for taking around. One to the neighbor, one to the cousins, one to the elders, and one for us. Four quarts.

Here's our special methodology about packing up Soup for Giving:

1. Roast the chicken and pour juices into a gravy separator - a measuring cup with a spout that comes from the bottom instead of from the top. Very handy for keeping the fat out of the soup, gravy or what have you.

2. Use the broth to make a sumptuous soup with vegetables, especially celery, carrots, and some greens. And herbs. (We used an extra container of chicken broth too, to make 4 quarts of soup - one chicken didn't give enough juice.)

3. Pull the cooled chicken from the bones and cut into chunks. Put about 2/3 cup chicken into each quart jar. (Save the rest in the freezer for a dinner of Chicken and Biscuits for when the elder people come over.)

4. Add uncooked egg noodles to the jar, about 1 cup.

5. Ladle in the (hot) sumptuous soup to the top. The hot soup will cook the noodles and when the soup is reheated, they won't be Overcooked and the chicken will still be tender.

6. Deliver it while it's still warm because it's that much more joy for the recipient.

We also made Apple Upsidedown Tart, which we'll add in the next post because it was Wonderful.

- Mushroom Stroganoff

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

I, Elias, am beside myself with hunger. Apparently because I ate 16 slices from a loaf of bread today, my Person Me thinks I should not eat supper. So I am writing about it instead. This is what she had. She doesn't understand that to be the alpha dog I need to have a beefy physique. Today she put up a line for us to run back and forth in the yard since the fence was never erected that was supposed to give us our own city-sized playpen. It has to do with the grade of the lawn and the need for excavation. She doesn't want there to be mud all winter. We dogs don't mind mud. Guthrie thinks it makes his skin feel better (he has a lot of itching - right now for instance).

So, here's how quick this delectable recipe is. Our girl Me came in from mowing the leaves this afternoon and had 30 minutes before she was to leave to take apples to our Elder cousins. But she spied in the fridge a pound of mushrooms and a quart of yogurt and she speedily whipped this together to take the Elder Cousins for dinner. And she was only a little late. We think she found this on epicurious.com but changed it up to Delete the sour cream and load of fat.

Speedy Mushroom Stroganoff
Me's Independent Rating: 3 of 3

3 tablespoons canola oil
1 cup chopped onion
1 pound mushrooms, sliced (portabella would be great and meaty-seeming; she used white caps)
1 1/2 cups meat juice or vegetable broth
1 1/2 cups plain yogurt
4 tablespoons arrowroot
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
8 ounces dried egg noodles (whole wheat are well disguised in this dish)

Cook the noodles in boiling water, drain, and set aside.

Saute onion in oil. Add the sliced mushrooms and saute until cooked through. Set aside.

In (emptied) onion skillet, stir in meat juice or vegetable broth (we used leftover juice from Sunday's pork roast). Bring to a boil for 10 minutes to reduce. Turn heat to low, and add the mushrooms and onion.

Stir together the yogurt and flour; then blend into the mushroom sauce. Cook over low heat until the sauce thickens. Stir in the parsley, and season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve over cooked egg noodles.

- Pita Bread with Lubneh (Yogurt Cheese) and Cucumbers

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

This is a recipe passed down to us from Me, who got it from the most authentic source, who's name was Omar. He hailed from Lebanon. Here is how his mother made Lubneh and how Me then made Lubneh and how we now make Lubneh. We love feeling global.

Lubneh
Me's Independent Rating: 3 of 3

1 pint plain yogurt
extra virgin olive oil (no exceptions)
coarse sea salt (no exceptions)
pita bread
cucumbers

Line a sieve with a coffee filter, paper towel, or flour sack dishtowel, and place over a bowl. Spoon the yogurt into the lined sieve and let sit 6 hours, or overnight. (Turn the yogurt in the liner once after a few hours to hasten the process, if desired.) Turn strained yogurt ("cheese") onto a serving plate with a ridge. Spread the yogurt out with a knife, pressing to leave a trail to and fro across the cheese with the knife. Leave space between the ridge of the plate and the cheese. Drizzle a high quality extra virgin olive oil over the cheese - 2 to 4 tablespoons. Let it pool in the riverbed the knife made, and around the perimeter of the cheese on the plate. Sprinkle liberally with coarse sea salt.

Peel and cut the cucumber into lengthwise wedges for dipping. Cut pitas in halves or quarters and toast in the oven or toaster to crisp.

Serve the Lubneh at room temperature with the pita and cucumbers (or other cut vegetables) for dipping.

Tips from Guthrie:
We suspect that the liquid (whey) that comes off the yogurt might have all of the nutrition of the yogurt. We hope not, but we save it just in case. Me uses it in cooking (replacing milk, buttermilk, or water in a scone recipe, etc.) but we dogs drink it up right on the spot.

Tips from Eli:
Print this out. Everyone will ask how to make it. It's been a staple at all of Me's parties since the 1990s. Great with celery, carrots or anywhere you'd use cream cheese (except in baking) - like on a bagel (sans olive oil and salt, in that case). As the party carries on and the oil and salt are eaten up, re-douse it with a little oil and salt.

- Whole-Whole-Wheat Pita Bread

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We experimented with pita tonight and it wasn't an experiment at all - it's easier than pie. We call this Whole-Whole-Wheat Pita because all of the whole-wheat pita recipes online call for part white flour. We don't get it because this recipe worked out so perfectly, we can't imagine why white flour is needed.

Our most favorite way to eat this bread will be described in the next post called "Lubneh Dip with Pita Bread and Cucumbers." We will just salivate til then.

This is adapted from chow.com. We used King Arthur White Whole Wheat Flour and couldn't find any flax seed so we skipped that.

Whole Whole Wheat Pita Bread

2 cups whole-wheat flour
1 package active-dry yeast
1 teaspoon sea salt
2 tablespoons just-ground flax seed
2 tablespoons flour for dusting
3/4 to 1 cup water

Mix flour, sea salt, freshly ground flax seed (use a clean coffee grinder - or spice grinder) and yeast and stir to combine.

Add water slowly, stirring with a spatula and eventually your paws as flour becomes a dough. Only add water til the dough is stiff and rather dry dough. Form into a ball and knead it til your wrists ache. Or use a mixer with a bread hook. Knead it until it's stiff and elastic and smooth. Probably 10 minutes.

Divvy up the dough into 8 pieces, roll each into a ball and cover with a damp flour sack towel. Leave the dough undisturbed to rise for an hour or so, until doubled. Flatten each ball into a disc and roll it out on a floured surface.




Heat the oven to a scorching 500F, and bake each round on the middle rack for about six minutes. Transfer to a plate and cover with a damp towel. Eat warm with dinner. Store any extra in a plastic bag in the fridge.

Tips from Guthrie: We dogs used a bread mixer, even for this little smidgen of dough, and we were writing our blog and looking for handsome pictures of ourselves so we accidentally let it knead for 20 minutes. Oh, it was lusciously elastic when we put it to bed to rise. Go for 20 minutes of kneading. When we went to bake them we found 6 minutes was Far too long. We used a pizza stone in the oven and thought they were best at 3-4 minutes. But we rolled them thin, too. They puff up in the oven, and then deflate (if they're not too crispy).

Tips from Elias: Just read the next post. Read the next post. This is how we like to eat it most: Pita with Lubneh and Cucumbers.

- Spinach Lasagna

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We have a vegetarian loved one, which we can't imagine, but this lasagna makes us think it's possible. She came to visit with her pack of Glenn and Jack the Dog, and our person Me made it for the whole family. Rebecca is pictured below next to the recipe because she makes it look like it's good.

And it is. This is a write-it-in-pen kind of recipe. We started with Cook's Illustrated version, and, not that we presume to be able to top their staff of seasoned culinary hounds, but we mixed it up with our own garden ingredients and other methodologies. They were making manicotti, we find lasagna infinitely easier for a hound.

Spinach Lasagna
Me's Independent Rating: 3 of 3

6 cups of chopped, fresh tomatoes
1 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon of minced garlic (about 3 cloves)
red pepper flakes
sea salt
2 tablespoons chopped, fresh basil

3 cups part-skim ricotta cheese
2 cups freshly grated Parmesan (about 4 ounces)
2 cups grated mozarella (about 4 ounces)
2 eggs, beaten
2 cups steamed baby spinach, chopped
sea salt
ground pepper
2 tablespoons chopped, fresh basil
ground nutmeg
16 lasagna noodles

Pulse 3 cups of tomatoes in a blender to puree. Add to 3 cups chopped tomatoes and set aside.

Saute garlic and pinch of pepper flakes in oil in a large frying pan until lightly browned. Stir in tomatoes and 1/2 teaspoon salt and simmer until slightly thickened, about 15-20 minutes. Add basil and salt to taste.

Set 1 cup of the Parmesan aside and, for the luscious cheesy layer, mix up the rest of the Parmesan and remaining ingredients (except for the lasagna noodles, clearly).

Now for assemblage, often we use the stiff brittle lasagna noodles just as they are without boiling ahead. (This especially works when you are using Fresh tomatoes that are more juicy than your average tomato sauce.) So, pour a bit of sauce to cover the bottom of your 13x9 casserole pan. Layer the uncooked lasagna noodles side by side in the sauce. Spread with 1/2 of the cheese and spinach mixture. Cover with 1/2 of the sauce. Cover with another layer of noodles. Spread with the rest of the cheese and spinach mixture. Cover with remaining sauce.

Bake at 375F for 45 minutes. Remove and sprinkle with the 1-cup Parmesan that you had set aside, and bake 30 minutes more. Broil at the end, if desired, to brown up the cheesy bits on top.

Tips from Elias: This is the best lasagna we've ever had. We hope our girl Me will make more soon.

- Photos of Me

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We had a query about why there is not an Actual picture of Me in the profile for this blog. So we're sending one in by email and wonder if it will get posted or how this remote blogging works. Here's our Me.

love and the usual adoration,
Elias and King Guthrie
and Beltashazzar, the Cat

- Apple Stuffing for Pork Roast

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

It's a crisp Saturday morning and the local neighborhood canvasser just came by to talk to our girl Me out at the garden. He has an idea of who she should vote for for president so they are engaged in pleasant and animated discussion as the Gute (goot) looks on from the living room window. At the least sign of malice, the Gute will bark his most fearsome bark and send said canvasser skittling. But so far, Me is holding her sole ear of indian corn and a pail full of tomatoes and small thin eggplants steadily and the local neighborhood canvasser is down-gazing as they speak.

Me returned to the home wishing she had said that it's not about this candidate or that one, it's about people's hearts. It's not all of the circumstances around us, it us, we ourselves, who need to change. "That's why I don't like politics," she told us when she came in. "Because it makes us identify the completely wrong problem."

So, I, Elias, did the most a dog can do. I sat nearby, I nosed her tenderly with my snout, and I planned to make Apple Stuffing for the Pork Roast that tomorrow would hold. Luckily she has a whole loaf of oatmeal bread and so we'll make it from scratch. The Gute sat beside her on a dining room chair, facing toward the table, as she was, as though he were waiting for lunch. It was his way of being near. And also it was the best spot of sun in the house at the moment.

The politics of man and beast aside, I searched the Internet most thoroughly for the best of all possible Apple Stuffing (aka Dressing) recipe. As always, recipes abounded and I turned to our most reliable, faithful, and beloved website of all time (besides our own): epicurious.com. I, Elias, head chef for the day, adapted this from them. I especially love it because we can also use some of the apple jelly we made back in August. I am including a (rare) photo of me showing affection for the cat because it turns out he was my greatest proponent for the Apple Stuffing instead of Tangerine Kiwi Salsa. Cats don't like tangerine.

Eli's Apple Stuffing for Pork Roast and Other Daily Uses
Me's Independent Rating: 2.5/3

6 slices firm bread, cubed
6 tablespoons unsalted butter (or part cooking oil)
1/2 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup finely chopped celery including leaves
1-1/2 lb tart apples
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon chopped fresh sage (=1/4 teaspoon dried)
1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme (=1/4 teaspoon dried)
1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
Pinch of cinnamon
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
2 tablespoons chopped fresh chives
1-1/2 cups water
1/4 cup apple jelly
1 tablespoon arrowroot or flour
1 tablespoon butter (or pork fat)

(Revised 10/19/08)
Spread out the bread cubes on baking sheets and bake at 350F for 15 minutes to toast them. Saute onion and celery in butter in a 12-inch cast iron skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until softened, 4 to 5 minutes.

Peel and core the apples and cut into 1/4-inch-thick wedges.

Stir apples, sugar, salt, pepper, sage, thyme, nutmeg, and cinnamon in to skillet. Reduce heat to low, then cook, covered, stirring, until apples are tender, about 15 minutes. Stir in toast cubes, parsley, and chives.

Oil a casserole pan and toss the stuffing lightly into the pan. Bake covered at 350°F for 45 minutes. Then uncover and bake for about 15 minutes.

(This next step replaces the ridiculous Tangerine Gravy my brother would have you make with your roast.)

Skim the fat off of the drippings in the roasting pan. (We dogs would like this poured over our food at dinner time, but our Me won't do it.) Add 1-1/2 cups water and set the pan over a burner or two on high heat. Scrape all of the good flavorful bits from the bottom of the pan. In the cast iron skillet, melt 1 tablespoon of the pork fat (ugh! say the humans - ok, use a tablespoon of butter) and a bit of meat juice. Heat it up and stir in 1 tablespoon flour or arrowroot to brown it. Using a sieve to strain it, pour the meat juice into the pan in a stream and whisk. Discard the solids in the sieve right into your pup's dinner bowl.

Stir in the apple jelly and any juices that have drained off the meat in the meanwhile. Simmer and whisk until jelly melts and the gravy thickens. Serve with Apple Stuffing and your Roast of Pork.

Tips from Elias:
We doubled this recipe and it still only made an average amount of stuffing - a 13x9 pan. So certainly you will want to double it, unless you're just cooking for two Or you are not stuffing hounds like us.

Tips from Guthrie:
I prefer the roast meat to the stuffing. But if you're going to eat stuffing. This is tasty.

- Pork Roast with Tangerine and Thyme

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

It's very Octoberish out. It has the sense of being cold but really isn't too bad. Maybe a few cold nights ago our blood cells all went into hypermode and thickened up so now we're like old timers who don't even have to wear scarves in the house when it's 62 degrees. Don't laugh. Remember we are southern born and raised hounds.

(Here we are at the left, this morning before we knew what a day was in store for us. Before we knew that turkeys could fly. Before our adventure in heaven. I, Guthrie have the spot in the sun. My brother Elias is in front of me, as he always is. You can see we are innocent and well-meaning dogs.)

Today we saw the most beautiful sight of our lives, well, maybe one notch below seeing a nest of rabbits. We all went out to the elders' house who have a woods with enormous sheds and woodpiles rife with creatures and scents. It is literally a hound heaven. Our person, Me, takes us there to run, but sometimes it's hard to even get in a good run as the scents are so pervasive from every direction. You just want to dart this way and that smelling every one of them. It's a euphoria that humans can't begin to know, what with their sadly low-functioning olfactories.

So the beautiful sight was a whole yard filled with turkeys. Delicious, early-for-Thanksgiving, turkeys. There were more than 50 of them, but that's about as high as I, Guthrie, count. Elias may have counted more. We drove up in the small silver Mazda, which is not in any way suited to porting us dogs, and there they were. All plump and feathered and waddle-bodied lurching around the way long-necked birds do. It was too easy. They were right there and two hounds couldn't possibly eat them all. So our girl Me got out of the car first and left us whining and trilling our special trill of eagerness in the back seat. She scattered the turkeys with a shout and they waddled their plump fannies into the woods, down the bank. Then, she let us out of the car. Now it was a fair chase as they had a head start.

We ran like the wind. I, Guthrie, ran faster since I have the slender hound shape meant for running. Elias waddles, a little bit like a turkey, when he runs because he has more girth. So I was running like the wind, leaping down the bank after the flock of turkeys, my paws barely hitting the ground, my ears flapping like wings on an angel. I was the most amazing of creatures for a split second in time. Then, the birds outdid me. Who knew such plump waddlers could fly? I was dumbfounded. Yes, they have wings, but some of them were as large as a dog, and all of them were larger than the bit of fluff that is the elders' dog. I'm wise to it now and I'll allow for that in my pursuit next time. We had an exhilarating chase. Some flew up and then landed again a ways away. I think those were the fatter ones who couldn't get up good momentum. As soon as their webby little feet touched the ground, I was there. The Gute was in the house. And then they were gone, every one. A small city of them congregating in the sky, moving out in formation. They honked their disgust at me and I thrilled in my heart at the possibility of meeting them again on this turf where one crook neck bird will be my dinner and my prize. I the Gute will have turkey for Thanksgiving.

It was a day I will replay in my dreams for weeks.

As refreshed as I am from my hunting expedition, I came home ready to cook. It's late now. Our girl Me stopped for dinner on the way home with her parents and cousins and brought us out some tasty fried fish. So we aren't cooking for tonight, but Me took a very large Pork Roast out of the freezer so we realize we will need to do research and be prepared for tomorrow or Sunday when it's time to make a feast.

I, The Gute (goot), have been through Me's prized Best-of-All-Possible-Recipes Box and found her favorite pork loin recipe of all time. It hails from 1996. (We don't know where - maybe Bon Appetite. We weren't even born in 1996. Who was?)

Elias has been jabbering about the need for baked apple and thyme stuffing for a side. We'll see if we get that far. For now, here is the recipe for this weekend, if you'd like to make it too. It's nothing like fresh plucked turkey but there's plenty of time for that.

Pork Roast Extraordinare
Me's Independent Rating: 3 of 3

For the Roast
3-pound center-cut boneless pork loin
1 tablespoon finely grated tangerine rind
2 teaspoons fresh thyme
3/4 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1-3/4 cup chicken broth

For the Gravy
1/2 cup fresh tangerine juice
3 tablespoons flour
1/4 teaspoon pepper


For the Kiwi Tangerine Salsa
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 small red onion, chopped fine
1 small jalapeno, seeded and chopped
2 tangerines, segmented and cut up
1 kiwi peeled and diced
1 tablespoon lime juice

For the Roast
Trim the fat from the pork loin. (This can be a snack for you while cooking if your person is not around. Our girl Me allows us very little fat when she has anything to say about it.)

Place the pork in a pan on a rack. (Or, set open metal cookie cutters below the roast to raise it up from the pan.)

Combine the tangerine rind, thyme, salt, cumin, and pepper together and rub evenly over the meat. Let the herbs penetrate the meat for about 15 minutes. Insert a meat thermometer in the center of the pork.

Add the chicken broth to the pan and roast uncovered for 2 hours, until the thermometer registers 160F. Remove from the oven and let it stand 15 minutes. Pour the juices into a cast iron pan on the stove top.

For the Gravy
Combine the tangerine juice, flour and pepper til smooth. Stir into the broth in the pan. Add up to 1-1/2 cups water if necessary. Cook until thick and serve with the pork.

For the Salsa
Saute the onion and jalapeno in the oil for two minutes and remove from heat. Stir in the fruit and lime juice and refrigerate for one hour. Serve with roast pork. (And leftovers are great with ham and poultry.)

Notes from Guthrie:
You may wish to consider canola oil instead of olive oil when sauteing. Olive oil is fragile and if heated too high all of the excellent omegas in it turn into evil toxins instead. Eat your olive oil raw and your tougher canola or coconut or peanut oils sauteed.

Notes from Elias:
First, I don't appreciate the earlier references to my girth and I certainly do not waddle when I run. Second, I have mentioned more than once the need for Apple Stuffing with a pork roast and now that Guthrie has put a tantalizing kiwi tangerine salsa with the roast, no one is going to want apple stuffing. I'm putting apple stuffing in the next post anyhow, in case you don't want to run to the store for kiwi. The citrusy goodness of the tangerine on pork will not be at all daunted by the perk of apple in stuffing. And we have a garage full of fragrant apples, so I don't even know why we're considering cooking with fruit that's not even in the home at present.

- Pickled Cucumber Salad

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

Today we are offering you the very best solution for the zillion cucumbers you are rescuing in your garden from the pending frost. Use small cukes in this recipe for tender goodness. We used to call this Aunt Miriam's Refrigerator Pickles, but that sounds like you should eat them a slice at a time instead of by the bowlful. This dish is suited to serve as a side like you would serve coleslaw. Tell us if we're wrong, but that's how we eat them in our Hound home, a dainty 1/4 cup at a time. And they are Aunt Miriam's Refrigerator Pickles, by the way, our girl Me's culinary forebear and model.

Sweet Cucumber Salad

7 cups sliced cucumbers
1 cup sliced onion
1/2 cup sliced green pepper
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon celery seed
2 cups sugar
1 cup vinegar

Use cucumbers with the peel if desired, but if the peels are thick and tough, peel them off in strips so at least half of the peel is removed from the cucumber before slicing. Slice the onions the same thickness as the cukes, and chop into pieces. Slice the pepper to the same size.

Let cukes stand overnight with onion, pepper, salt and celery seed.

Drain. Mix sugar and vinegar and pour over cucumbers. Pack in jars and refrigerate. Eat liberally.

Tips from Guthrie: Cucumbers are so very healthful that we wish we could have them everyday. This helps make it so. The sugar is not so healthful and you might be able to make this same good food with stevia rather than sugar. We just haven't tried it. You try and let us know. Our cucumbers are gone for the season.

Tips from Eli: Refrigerator properly, these will last a few months. Mmm.

- Easy Apple Strudel

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

I, Beltashazzar, the cat, have spent the evening communing with apples. The peel, the core with stem and seeds, the flesh. The occasional worm. A cat likes to spend time with a subject to find the inspiration of what it will be become. (The apple, not the cat.) And I, Beltashazzar, with 8 cups of tender white apple chunks at my side have decided that these nutritious morsels will become: Strudel.

It's an easy strudel. Nothing like the elaborate strudels from the old country. Those were tender pastries of dough rolled and spread with butter and folded and rolled again, and again - like croissant dough but sweet - and filled with buttery apple-cinnamon filling. The person, Me, tells the tale of her early days of mastering such efforts. She never really found it worth all the work, she admits. So this recipe, adapted from her dear friend Barbara in Colorado (and then Tennessee) has the glory of the strudel but the ease of pie. Consider featuring your own apples in this morning or teatime treat.

Easy Apple Strudel
2 cups flour
3/4 cup butter
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs, divided
4 tablespoons water
4 tablespoons vodka (indeed)
2 cups apple
stevia equivalent for 1 cup sugar
3/4 tablespoons tapioca
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
pinch of mace, if desired

Cut the butter into the flour and salt as for pie crust. (I use a mini food chopper for this to minimize flour dust on the paws - put the flour and chunks of butter into the chopper and pulse til the butter is evenly distributed into tiny bits within the flour.)

Separate the eggs and set the whites aside. Whisk the yolks with the water and vodka. (This is an idea we all read about online from Cooks Illustrated. The alcohol in the vodka evaporates in the oven and leaves you with the flakiest of crust. I'm a tee-totaling cat myself, but the vodka is also useful to keep the dogs occupied and out of your way in the kitchen. Me walked through earlier and wondered why the dogs were so tired, snoring and drooling with their tongues hanging out. I didn't say a word.) Stir the water mixture in to the flour mixture lightly with a fork until it all clings together. Divide in two, wrap tightly, and refrigerate briefly - such as 30 minutes while you peel and chop your apples.

Roll out dough on a lightly floured surface to fit a baking pan with sides. Ours is 14x12-inches, we think. Fit the dough into the pan, stretching up the sides.

Mix powdered stevia with tapioca and cinnamon. Toss with chopped apple. Distribute evenly across the thin fragile pastry in the pan.

Roll out the other ball of dough to cover the pan. Lay over the apples and crimp the sides tightly in a becoming manner. Create short cat claw slashes in the top crust with a sharp knife (or your claws) in a clever pattern or prick all over with a fork.

Whisk the egg whites and brush over the top crust, taking care to brush the nicely crimped and fluted edges as well. Bake at 375F for 40 minutes.

While baking, mix the powdered sugar, vanilla, and evaporated milk for the icing. (If you don't have a can of evaporated milk already open, don't open one for this. Ordinary milk or cream will do. But the evaporated milk has a nice effect.)

Remove from oven and immediately frost with icing. Return to oven for 3 minutes, until icing bubbles.

Remove from oven, cool, and cut into squares to serve.

Tips from Beltashazzar: In the house of Hounds, we like to use arrowroot as our thickening agent rather than cornstarch. Tapioca flour is good too, when we have it on hand. We also exaggerate the cinnamon in any baked good because of its healthful properties. You really can't get enough. We also only use freshly grated nutmeg, or we skip it. Once we happened upon a nutmeg grater, we considered the preground and the freshly grated nuts two very different spices with no use whatsoever for the former. We also tend to use mace wherever we use cinnamon. It all started with an oatmeal cookie recipe that called for mace and our person Me was never the same. It was a new spice to her and some would say she' s overused it ever since. It has become a signature for Me. Everyone asks about it. We're not sure if they ask because they like it or because they can't identify it. They always say it's good. We have grown to love it liek our Me. Often, in order of quantity, we would add cinnamon, mace and nutmeg. In this instance, the mace is less than the nutmeg for just a subtle little undertone of surprise.

Tips from Guthrie: My kit Beltashazzar has done an exemplary job with this pastry. When our Me rises in the morning to homemade apple strudel from her boys she is sure to include us in her delight. We are the kind of dogs in favor of doing work ahead. So if you'd like to chop your apples the night before while you watch reruns of Monk on the USA Network website, that would be fine. You can also mix up the dough the night before. Then, in the morning it's just a little rollery and you have your strudel baking while the coffee's brewing.

Tips from Elias: This keeps surprisingly well, if by some instance, such as dogs being away for the day, it is not eaten all in one sitting. Me has reported eating it as many as four days later with only a bit of a loss of flavor in that time. We don't even think she refrigerates it. Her elder, the mother, thinks she should refrigerate a lot more than she does. Me did not grow up in the days without refrigeration so she is very casual about the convenience. She doesn't refrigerate just- picked rasPberries either until the third day.

- Apple Wonder Cake

Dear Fans of Hounds Who Cook,

We just made an amazing discovery. We thought that a ne'er-do-well had slipped into the home and stolen not all of our recipes, but just the dessert section from our Best of All Possible Recipes box. We have said very little of this while the crime was under investigation. It turns out, though, that it was merely a filing error (no doubt by the cat). All of the desserts were filed under the next category "Eggs and Dairy" which is a silly category to separate out since eggs and dairy are in everything and we rarely think of them as a category of their own. So the crime is solved, there was no household break-in, and our recipes are safe. We are considering purchasing an actual safe now that we have our own blog. It's just a matter of time before someone tries to thieve our premium recipes.

So, with all of our Desserts in hand, how, how do we choose? We dogs will choose the Raw Apple Cake that we dub Susan's Apple Wonder Cake, as it is wonderful. (That is what other persons call our girl, Me, but she always calls herself "Me" to us.)

In the spirit of fairness and the crispness of fall,we will allow the cat his moment in the kitchen too with apple something. See what he dreams up in the next post.

Susan's Apple Wonder Cake
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1 cup sour milk (or buttermilk, or plain yogurt)
2-1/4 cups whole wheat flour
stevia equivalent for 1 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon sea salt
1 tablespoon cinnamon
2 teaspoons soda
2-1/2 cups chopped apples

Topping:
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 cup chopped nuts

Butter and flour a 13x9-inch pan. (No need to preheat oven since it will bake a good long 35 minutes.)

Cream sugar and butter til fluffy. Beat in eggs. Sift together flour, stevia, salt, cinnamon, and soda. Mix flour and sour milk alternately into butter mixture. (This means: mix 1/3 of the flour mixture into the fluffy butter mixture. Mix half of the sour milk into the butter mixture. Mix half of the remaining flour into the butter mixture. Mix in the rest of the sour milk. Finish by mixing in the rest of the flour.) Fold in apples.

Spread into prepared pan.

Toss together the topping ingredients and sprinkle nicely over the batter. Bake at 350F (or 325F for a glass pan like ours) for 35-40 minutes until a toothpick poked into the center comes out clean.

Tips from Guthrie: To make this even fat-freer, replace 1/4 cup of the butter with 1/4 cup of cooked date paste (which you make by simmering chopped dates with a little bit of water until they are soft and stir into a slightly lumpy paste). Then call it Apple Date Cake or some will wonder.

Tips from Elias: To give these away because of how many apples you have and how very many apple goodies will be made in the near future, bake it up in mini loaf pans. Then you have a cake that serves 2-4 people and you can give one to each of your elder neighbors who have small appetites. For the diabetic neighbor who always brings you garden produce, leave off the sugary topping, sprinkle with cinnamon and nuts, and let him know it's Low Sugar (because there is still some in the cake). We haven't yet perfected retaining the baked good texture when cooking with only stevia, so we use part sugar and mostly stevia for the sweetness and feel we have found a good middle ground.